I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
