how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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