Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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