ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
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