And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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