yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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