are you still at the devil's house?
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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