he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
my sisters under your porch take her home
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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