What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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