I hate your face
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
We had to coat check the pizza.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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