Do vagina's smell?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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