ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
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