Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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