Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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