I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
her vagine was all disorganized.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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