god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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