discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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