What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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