But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
