covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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