how can u be prego again
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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