there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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