Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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