I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
