So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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