he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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