Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
