its not stalking. its research.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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