butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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