great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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