What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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