I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
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