is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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