I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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