doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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