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Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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