no, he came in my armpit
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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