She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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