who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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