quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
