if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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