people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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