i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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