I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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