handjob tips. give me some.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Sorry my hands just texted you
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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