was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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