I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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