If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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