meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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