Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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