I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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