Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
